### ANNOY.IRC by Vassago for use with PhoEniX Version 2.13. EVAL if ([$ex] == []) {^assign ex [E/X]} EVAL echo $ex Loading Vassago's ANNOY.IRC script... alias multi { @ com = [$0-] if ([$0]==[msg]){ @ ct = 2 @ ctt = 1 } { @ ct = 0 @ ctt = 0 } while (ct < #com) { if (ctt){msg $1 $word($ct $com)}{send $word($ct $com)} @ ct = ct + 1 } ^assign -com ^assign -ctt ^assign -ct } alias fop {/quote MODE $C +oooo $0 $0 $0 $0} assign BA[1] ///// assign BB[1] // // assign BC[1] // // assign BD[1] /////// assign BE[1] // // assign BA[2] ////// assign BB[2] // // assign BC[2] ////// assign BD[2] // // assign BE[2] ////// assign BA[3] /////// assign BB[3] // assign BC[3] // assign BD[3] // assign BE[3] /////// assign BA[4] ////// assign BB[4] // // assign BC[4] // // assign BD[4] // // assign BE[4] ////// assign BA[5] /////// assign BB[5] // assign BC[5] ///// assign BD[5] // assign BE[5] /////// assign BA[6] /////// assign BB[6] // assign BC[6] ///// assign BD[6] // assign BE[6] // assign BA[7] /////// assign BB[7] // assign BC[7] // /// assign BD[7] // // assign BE[7] /////// assign BA[8] // // assign BB[8] // // assign BC[8] /////// assign BD[8] // // assign BE[8] // // assign BA[9] /////// assign BB[9] / assign BC[9] / assign BD[9] / assign BE[9] /////// assign BA[10] /// assign BB[10] / assign BC[10] / assign BD[10] // / assign BE[10] ////// assign BA[11] // // assign BB[11] // // assign BC[11] //// assign BD[11] // // assign BE[11] // // assign BA[12] // assign BB[12] // assign BC[12] // assign BD[12] // assign BE[12] /////// assign BA[13] /////// assign BB[13] // / // assign BC[13] // / // assign BD[13] // / // assign BE[13] // // assign BA[14] // // assign BB[14] /// // assign BC[14] // / // assign BD[14] // /// assign BE[14] // // assign BA[15] /////// assign BB[15] // // assign BC[15] // // assign BD[15] // // assign BE[15] /////// assign BA[16] /////// assign BB[16] // // assign BC[16] /////// assign BD[16] // assign BE[16] // assign BA[17] /////// assign BB[17] // // assign BC[17] // // assign BD[17] // //// assign BE[17] /////// assign BA[18] /////// assign BB[18] // // assign BC[18] /////// assign BD[18] //// assign BE[18] // /// assign BA[19] /////// assign BB[19] // assign BC[19] /////// assign BD[19] // assign BE[19] /////// assign BA[20] /////// assign BB[20] / assign BC[20] / assign BD[20] / assign BE[20] / assign BA[21] // // assign BB[21] // // assign BC[21] // // assign BD[21] // // assign BE[21] /////// assign BA[22] // // assign BB[22] // // assign BC[22] // // assign BD[22] // // assign BE[22] /// assign BE[23] /////// assign BD[23] // / // assign BC[23] // / // assign BB[23] // / // assign BA[23] // // assign BA[24] // // assign BB[24] // // assign BC[24] // assign BD[24] // // assign BE[24] // // assign BA[25] // // assign BB[25] // // assign BC[25] // assign BD[25] // assign BE[25] // assign BA[26] /////// assign BB[26] // assign BC[26] /// assign BD[26] // assign BE[26] /////// assign BA[27] /////// assign BB[27] /// // assign BC[27] // / // assign BD[27] // /// assign BE[27] /////// assign BA[28] // assign BB[28] // assign BC[28] // assign BD[28] // assign BE[28] // assign BA[29] /////// assign BB[29] // // assign BC[29] // assign BD[29] // assign BE[29] /////// assign BA[30] /////// assign BB[30] // assign BC[30] ///// assign BD[30] // assign BE[30] /////// assign BA[31] // // assign BB[31] // // assign BC[31] /////// assign BD[31] // assign BE[31] // assign BA[32] /////// assign BB[32] // assign BC[32] /////// assign BD[32] // assign BE[32] /////// assign BA[33] /////// assign BB[33] // assign BC[33] /////// assign BD[33] // // assign BE[33] /////// assign BA[34] /////// assign BB[34] // assign BC[34] // assign BD[34] // assign BE[34] // assign BA[35] /////// assign BB[35] // // assign BC[35] /////// assign BD[35] // // assign BE[35] /////// assign BA[36] /////// assign BB[36] // // assign BC[36] /////// assign BD[36] // assign BE[36] /////// assign BA[37] / / assign BB[37] /////// assign BC[37] / / assign BD[37] /////// assign BE[37] / / assign BA[38] assign BB[38] assign BC[38] assign BD[38] assign BE[38] assign BA[39] / assign BB[39] / assign BC[39] / assign BD[39] assign BE[39] / assign BA[40] assign BB[40] assign BC[40] ----- assign BD[40] assign BE[40] alias indexnum { EVAL ^assign RETI $index($0 =abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789#_!-) if ([$RETI] == [-1]) {/EVAL ^assign RETI $index($0 =ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789#_!-)} if ([$0] == [0]) {/EVAL @ RETI = 27} EVAL ^assign FUNCTION_RETURN $RETI } alias bigwrite { if ([$8]) {/echo $ex More than 7 characters, remaining characters ignored.} if ([$0]) { if ([$1]) {^assign S1 $indexnum($1)} {^assign S1 0} if ([$2]) {^assign S2 $indexnum($2)} {^assign S2 0} if ([$3]) {^assign S3 $indexnum($3)} {^assign S3 0} if ([$4]) {^assign S4 $indexnum($4)} {^assign S4 0} if ([$5]) {^assign S5 $indexnum($5)} {^assign S5 0} if ([$6]) {^assign S6 $indexnum($6)} {^assign S6 0} if ([$7]) {^assign S7 $indexnum($7)} {^assign S7 0} EVAL sendmsg $0 $BA[$S1] $BA[$S2] $BA[$S3] $BA[$S4] $BA[$S5] $BA[$S6] $BA[$S7] EVAL sendmsg $0 $BB[$S1] $BB[$S2] $BB[$S3] $BB[$S4] $BB[$S5] $BB[$S6] $BB[$S7] EVAL sendmsg $0 $BC[$S1] $BC[$S2] $BC[$S3] $BC[$S4] $BC[$S5] $BC[$S6] $BC[$S7] EVAL sendmsg $0 $BD[$S1] $BD[$S2] $BD[$S3] $BD[$S4] $BD[$S5] $BD[$S6] $BD[$S7] EVAL sendmsg $0 $BE[$S1] $BE[$S2] $BE[$S3] $BE[$S4] $BE[$S5] $BE[$S6] $BE[$S7] ^assign -RETI ^assign -S1 ^assign -S2 ^assign -S3 ^assign -S4 ^assign -S5 ^assign -S6 ^assign -S7 } { /echo $ex USAGE: /bigwrite 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 /echo $ex 1,2,etc. are up to 7 letters to write, seperated by spaces. /echo $ex Valid characters are :ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789#!- /echo $ex Characters after #7 will be ignored. Use _ for spaces. } } alias sendmsg { if (rmatch($0 #*)) { if ([$0] == [$C]) { echo > $1- quote PRIVMSG $C :$1- } { echo >$0> $1- quote PRIVMSG $0 :$1- } } { echo -> *$0* $1- quote PRIVMSG $0 :$1- } } alias train { /CTCP $0 ACTION jumps on a train to LamerVille and runs over the lamer $1\! /msg $0 . . . . o o o o o /msg $0 _____ o _______ /msg $0 ____==== ]OO|_n_n__][. |lamer| /msg $0 [________]_|__|________)< |ville| /msg $0 oo oo 'oo OOOO-| oo\\_ ~~~|~~~ /msg $0 +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+-$1-+--+--+--+--+ } alias docow1 { /msg $0 (__) <-- $1 /msg $0 /oo\\________ /msg $0 \\ / \\;/msg $0 \\/ / \\;/msg $0 \\_|___\\_|/.\\;/msg $0 || YY| o ' /msg $0 || || O <-- $2 /msg $0 ^^ ^^ } alias docow2 { /msg $0 /msg $0 (___) /msg $0 (o o) <===== $1 /msg $0 /------\\ / (__) /msg $0 / ____O (oo) <===== $2 /msg $0 | / /----\\----\\/ /msg $0 /\\oo===| / || /msg $0 | || *||^-----|| /msg $0 * ^^ ^^ ^^ } alias fuckyou { /msg $0 _____ /msg $0 |_ _| /msg $0 n (O O) n /msg $0 H _|\\_/|_ H /msg $0 nHnn/ \\___/ \\nnHn /msg $0 /msg $0 \\__\\/| |\\/__/ } # Acidflux's SIT ON THIS Alias :D alias sitonthis { /msg $0 n / /msg $0 H o o /msg $0 nnHnn [ SiT ON THiS AND ROTATE! /msg $0 VVVVV ___/ } alias beefcow { /msg $0 (__) BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FFFFFFF /msg $0 /oo\\_BB---BB-EE------EE------FF-----\\;//msg $0 \\ /~BBBBBB--EEEEEE--EEEEEE--FFFFF-- | /msg $0 oo BB---BB-EE------EE------FF----- | /msg $0 BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FF----- ^ /msg $0 | | | | /msg $0 ^ ^ ^ ^ } alias nark { /msg $0 << | | /~~~~~~\\ |~~~~~~~~~| | / /msg $0 << |\\ | | | | | | / /msg $0 << | \\ | | | | | | / /msg $0 <<-------------- | \\ | | | |\\~~~~~~~~~ |< /msg $0 << | \\ | |------| | \\ | \\;//msg $0 << | \\ | | | | \\ | \\;//msg $0 << | \\| | | | \\_____ | \\_ } alias borg { /msg $0 -WE R K0W OF B0RG. R3SISTANCE IS FUTiLE. MOO. /msg $0 (__) /msg $0 /oo\\################ /msg $0 \\ /################\\;//msg $0 \\/ ################ | /msg $0 ################ | /msg $0 ################ /msg $0 | | | | /msg $0 ^ ^ ^ ^ } alias slapop { /msg $0 -------------- SLaP Me SuMMa DaT PLuS oH! ------------------- /msg $0 <<<< +o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o /msg $0 <<<< o+o o+o +o+ o+o +o+ /msg $0 <<<< +o+ +o+ o+o +o+ o+o /msg $0 <<<<================= o+o o+o +o+ o+o +o+o+o+o+o+ /msg $0 <<<<================= +o+ +o+ o+o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o /msg $0 <<<< o+o o+o +o+ +o+ /msg $0 <<<< +o+ +o+ o+o o+o /msg $0 <<<< o+o+o+o+o+o +o+ +o+o+o+o+o+ } alias deadcat1 { /msg $0 /\\;//msg $0 / \\_______/\\/\\;//msg $0 / \\;//msg $0 |_ -X XX _ / /msg $0 \\ ~-_ oo _-~ | /msg $0 -\\--- ____ -----/ /msg $0 \\-~ \\_\\ ~-_/ /msg $0 -~ ~~\\ / ~ /msg $0 !WOEM } alias deadcat2 { /msg $0 _ __/| /msg $0 \\'X.X' /msg $0 =(___)= /msg $0 U /msg $0 MEOW!!! } alias woop { /msg $0 ____ ____ /msg $0 _ __/ __ \\/ __ \\____ /msg $0 | | /| / / / / / / / / __ \\;//msg $0 | |/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / /msg $0 |__/|__/\\____/\\____/ .___/ /msg $0 /_/ } alias jokemass { if ([$0]) { /echo $ex Joke Massdeopping. \(You KNOW you're gonna get kicked!\) ^assign person $0 userhost Mode -cmd if ([$4]==[]) { _dojoke Mode }{ userhost Mode_ -cmd if ([$4]==[]) { _dojoke Mode_ }{ userhost _Mode -cmd if ([$4]==[]) { _dojoke _Mode }{ userhost _Mode_ -cmd if ([$4]==[]) { _dojoke _Mode_ }{ userhost Mode__ -cmd if ([$4]==[]) { _dojoke Mode__ }{ userhost __Mode -cmd if ([$4]==[]) { _dojoke __Mode }{ }}}}}} }{/echo $ex You must specify a nick to fake.} } alias _findjoke { if (([$[1]0] == [@]) && (match($0 @$person $person)==0)) {^assign mdopz $strip(@ $0) ${mdopz}} if (([$[1]1] == [@]) && (match($1 @$person $person)==0)) {^assign mdopz $strip(@ $1) ${mdopz}} if (([$[1]2] == [@]) && (match($2 @$person $person)==0)) {^assign mdopz $strip(@ $2) ${mdopz}} if ([$3]) {/_findjoke $3-} } alias _dojoke { ^assign onick $N //nick $0 ^assign -mdopz ^on ^names "*" _findjoke $$1-\;^on ^names -* /names $C wait @ mc = 1 wait while (#mdopz>=mc) { if ([$word(${mc+1} $mdopz)]) {//me change "-ooo $word(${mc-1} $mdopz) $word($mc $mdopz) $word(${mc+1} $mdopz)" on channel $C by $person} { if ([$word(${mc} $ml)]) {//me change "-oo $word(${mc-1} $mdopz) $word($mc $mdopz)" on channel $C by $person} {//me change "-o $word(${mc-1} $mdopz)" on channel $C by $person} } @ mc = mc + 3 } //nick $onick ^assign -person ^assign -onick ^assign -mdopz ^assign -jokecmd } # Cooltalking assigns (for when you want to feel EXTRA elite :) @ sane.set = [abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz] assign leet.set.0.0 a assign leet.set.0.1 A assign leet.set.0.2 @ assign leet.set.0.3 a assign leet.set.1.0 b assign leet.set.1.1 B assign leet.set.1.2 |3 assign leet.set.1.3 b assign leet.set.2.0 c assign leet.set.2.1 C assign leet.set.2.2 ( assign leet.set.2.3 [ assign leet.set.3.0 d assign leet.set.3.1 D assign leet.set.3.2 c| assign leet.set.3.3 |) assign leet.set.4.0 e assign leet.set.4.1 E assign leet.set.4.2 3 assign leet.set.4.3 [- assign leet.set.5.0 f assign leet.set.5.1 F assign leet.set.5.2 /= assign leet.set.5.3 ph assign leet.set.6.0 g assign leet.set.6.1 G assign leet.set.6.2 9 assign leet.set.6.3 g assign leet.set.7.0 h assign leet.set.7.1 H assign leet.set.7.2 # assign leet.set.7.3 |-| assign leet.set.8.0 i assign leet.set.8.1 I assign leet.set.8.2 1 assign leet.set.8.3 ! assign leet.set.9.0 j assign leet.set.9.1 J assign leet.set.9.2 _/ assign leet.set.9.3 j assign leet.set.10.0 k assign leet.set.10.1 K assign leet.set.10.2 |< assign leet.set.10.3 k assign leet.set.11.0 l assign leet.set.11.1 L assign leet.set.11.2 |_ assign leet.set.11.3 /_ assign leet.set.12.0 m assign leet.set.12.1 M assign leet.set.12.2 |\/| assign leet.set.12.3 m assign leet.set.13.0 n assign leet.set.13.1 N assign leet.set.13.2 |\| assign leet.set.13.3 /v assign leet.set.14.0 o assign leet.set.14.1 O assign leet.set.14.2 0 assign leet.set.14.3 () assign leet.set.15.0 p assign leet.set.15.1 P assign leet.set.15.2 /> assign leet.set.15.3 p assign leet.set.16.0 q assign leet.set.16.1 Q assign leet.set.16.2 (,) assign leet.set.16.3 q assign leet.set.17.0 r assign leet.set.17.1 R assign leet.set.17.2 /~ assign leet.set.17.3 /^ assign leet.set.18.0 s assign leet.set.18.1 S assign leet.set.18.2 5 assign leet.set.18.3 $ assign leet.set.19.0 t assign leet.set.19.1 T assign leet.set.19.2 + assign leet.set.19.3 ~|~ assign leet.set.20.0 u assign leet.set.20.1 U assign leet.set.20.2 (_) assign leet.set.20.3 |_| assign leet.set.21.0 v assign leet.set.21.1 V assign leet.set.21.2 \/ assign leet.set.21.3 v assign leet.set.22.0 w assign leet.set.22.1 W assign leet.set.22.2 |/\| assign leet.set.22.3 \/\/ assign leet.set.23.0 x assign leet.set.23.1 X assign leet.set.23.2 >< assign leet.set.23.3 x assign leet.set.24.0 y assign leet.set.24.1 Y assign leet.set.24.2 `/ assign leet.set.24.3 v/ assign leet.set.25.0 z assign leet.set.25.1 Z assign leet.set.25.2 2 assign leet.set.25.3 ~/_ alias eleetf { @ sane.str = [$*] @ sane.len = @sane.str @ leet.str = [] @ leet.len = 0 while (leet.len < sane.len) { @ leet.ind = index($mid($leet.len 1 $sane.str) $sane.set) if (leet.ind > -1) { @leet.str = leet.str ## leet.set[$leet.ind][$rand(4)] } { @leet.str = leet.str ## mid($leet.len 1 $sane.str) } @leet.len = leet.len + 1 } @ function_return = leet.str ^assign -leet.len ;^assign -leet.str ;^assign -leet.ind ^assign -sane.str ;^assign -sane.str } alias me1 {//me ${ eleetf($*) } } alias say1 {//say ${ eleetf($*) } } alias msg1 {//msg $0 ${ eleetf($1-) } } alias topic1 {//topic $C ${ eleetf($0-)} } alias say2 //say $cooltalk2($0-) alias me2 //me $cooltalk2($0-) alias topic2 //topic $C $cooltalk2($0-) alias msg2 //msg $0 $cooltalk2($1-) alias cooltalk2 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= [$mid($pt 1 $in)] ## out @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say3 //say $cooltalk3($0-) alias me3 //me $cooltalk3($0-) alias topic3 //topic $C $cooltalk3($0-) alias msg3 //msg $0 $cooltalk3($1-) alias cooltalk3 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 @out= out ## [$tolower($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say4 //say $cooltalk4($0-) alias me4 //me $cooltalk4($0-) alias topic4 //topic $C $cooltalk4($0-) alias msg4 //msg $0 $cooltalk4($1-) alias cooltalk4 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say5 //say $cooltalk5($0-) alias me5 //me $cooltalk5($0-) alias topic5 //topic $C $cooltalk5($0-) alias msg5 //msg $0 $cooltalk5($1-) alias cooltalk5 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 @out= out ## [$tolower($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say6 //say $cooltalk6($0-) alias me6 //me $cooltalk6($0-) alias topic6 //topic $C $cooltalk6($0-) alias msg6 //msg $0 $cooltalk6($1-) alias cooltalk6 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say7 say $cooltalk7($0-) alias me7 me $cooltalk7($0-) alias topic7 //topic $C $cooltalk7($0-) alias msg7 //msg $0 $cooltalk7($1-) alias cooltalk7 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 @out= out ## [$tolower($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say8 //say $cooltalk8($0-) alias me8 //me $cooltalk8($0-) alias topic8 //topic $C $cooltalk8($0-) alias msg8 //msg $0 $cooltalk8($1-) alias cooltalk8 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 @out= out ## [$tolower($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } @function_return= out } alias say9 //say $cooltalk9($0-) alias me9 //me $cooltalk9($0-) alias topic9 //topic $C $cooltalk9($0-) alias msg9 //msg $0 $cooltalk9($1-) alias cooltalk9 { @in=[$0-] @out=[] @sz=[$@in] @pt=0 while ([$pt] < [$sz]) { if ([$mid($pt 1 $in)] == [ ]) {@out = out ## [ ];@pt=pt+1} { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } if ([$mid($pt 1 $in)] == [ ]) {@out = out ## [ ];@pt=pt+1} { @out= out ## [$tolower($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } if ([$mid($pt 1 $in)] == [ ]) {@out = out ## [ ];@pt=pt+1} { @out= out ## [$toupper($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } if ([$mid($pt 1 $in)] == [ ]) {@out = out ## [ ];@pt=pt+1} { @out= out ## [$tolower($mid($pt 1 $in))] @pt= pt+1 } } @function_return= out } alias haha say hahahahahahaha alias yawn me *Yawns* alias sigh me *sighs* alias hehe say hehehehehehehe alias hmm say hmmmmmmmmmm... alias ooo say OooOOoOOooOOoooo alias smile me smiles alias wave me waves goodbye alias wink me winks alias shrug me shrugs alias gig me giggles alias grin me grins alias groan me groans alias moan me moans alias nod me nods alias clap me applauds alias bow me bows gracefully. alias burp me burps. alias cough me coughs noisily. alias cry me bursts into tears. Waaaaah! alias gasp me gasps in astonishment! alias scream me screams loudly: Aaarrrgghh!!! alias shiv me shivers from the cold. Brrrr! alias snore me snores loudly. Zzzz... alias comf me comforts alias cud me cuddles alias hug me hugs alias kiss me kisses alias love me whispers sweet words of love to alias pat me pats $0 on the shoulders $1- alias poke me pokes $0 in the ribs $1- alias slap me slaps $0 in the face $1- alias romance { /me gracefully doffs his hat and flourishly bows toward $0. /me accepts $0's proferred hand and gently kisses it... } alias ANNOYHELP { echo |----------------------------------------------------------------------| echo | PhoEniX Version 2.13 by Vassago - Annoy Command Help | echo |----------------------------------------------------------------------| echo | /BIGWRITE (nick/channel) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - BIGwrites something. | echo | /FOP (nick) - Quadruple ops with four +oooo ops. | echo | /MULTI (message) - Puts one word on a line of . | echo | /DOCOW1 (nick/channel) (1) (2) - Sends a cow to . | echo | /DOCOW2 (nick/channel) (1) (2) - says a rather pornographic cow. | echo | /TRAIN (nick/channel) (1) - Does the LAMER TRAIN to . | echo | /FUCKYOU (nick/channel) - Sends a funny fuck you to . | echo | /SITONTHIS - Sends a funny message from Acidflux =) | echo | /BEEFCOW (nick/channel) - Sends a beefcow to . | echo | /NARK (nick/channel) - Says NARK! to . | echo | /BORG (nick/channel) - Puts the fear of the Borg in . | echo | /DEADCAT1 (nick/channel) - Sends a dead cat to . | echo | /DEADCAT2 (nick/channel) - Sends another dead cat to . | echo | /WOOP (nick/channel) - W00ps the | echo | /SLAPOP (nick/channel) - Gives a big <---- OP sign to .| echo | /JOKEMASS (nick to fake) - Does a fake megadeop of current channel. | echo | /SAY# (msg) - Cooltalks . /TOPIC# (topic) - Cooltalks topic. | echo | /MSG# (nick) (msg) - Cooltalks to . | echo | /SPECIAL - Gives you a list of special aliases you can use. | echo |----------------------------------------------------------------------| } alias special { /echo $ex Special aliases: \(/ \). /echo $ex haha, yawn, sigh, hehe, smile, wave, wink, shrug, gig, groan, /echo $ex moan, nod, clap, bow, burp, cough, cry, gasp, scream, romance, /echo $ex snore, comf, cud, hug, kiss, love, pat, poke, slap, hmm, shiv. } EVAL echo $ex ANNOY.IRC has been loaded. Type /ANNOYHELP for commands.