^set input_protection off
@ englishwords = [i are am is pretty ask alright hi hello friend man girl \
people suck cool neat awesome and my don't friends you more for everyone \
this work beautiful were thing anything something there door anymore \
have about the get warez shit having using fool hey good with white \
a shoot went guys them boys girls fuck best dude dood no that was \
you're woman oh doesn't doesnt isn't isnt your to stuff ebonics they \
question script i'm i'll does because better again of saw rocks dev \
core linux host isp linus porn kernel bored nep neptho think dna bash \
gun help suck oj intellect kha0s marcia clark cochran johnnie bitchx \
pot time girl bud friend mindstrm revmind mkfs unix gnu make gcc \
date shower X windows computer readme faq quota rtfm perl food \
ok unzip gunzip zip beer magazine call women nuts house pants rad \
swern fear oakland hack bitch yeah docs box
]

@ ebonicswords = [ah be be be fine ax aight werd peace homey nig bitch \
brothas wack phat phat phat an' muh don' homies ya mo' fo' brothas \
dis werk fine was thin' anythin' somethin' dere do' anymo' \
gots 'bout de git juarez sheeit havin' usin' foo' yo pimp-tight wiff whitey \
uh sheeeyit go pimpz dem nigs bitches fuq bawmb nigga nigga nahh dat been \
you bitch awww don' don' ain't ain't yo' ta sheeit ebonix dey \
queshun scrip' ah'm ah'll do cuz bettah ag'in o' seen roxors dehv \
coah leeunax hewstah dapimp brolinus pr0n kernah mastabatin pent \
godnepmahn th'o't bullsheeit whup cap weh'fare blow bro'thahoj branez \
kang'o'da'brothahs beeitch beeitch gawd gawd da'beeitchx codin'flowah \
tyme ho brothah brothah brainrain revbrainz maykefs dickless camel sex \
dakompiler lay jiz'bath malcom squeegy geekbox read'dis fuq de'call \
read'dathang oystershit chitlins otay drop'ya'draws drop'ya'draws \
button'jo'fly 40oz EbonyJet page bitchez bizzawz hizzy drizzawz krad \
swoin pheer ebonix-world hawc beeotch jaa dox bawx
]

eval $srand(23134234)
@ ephrasenum = [19]
@ ephrase[0] = [. Ya' know what I'm sayin'?]
@ ephrase[1] = [. Ya' dig?]
@ ephrase[3] = [. Honkey beotch. ]
@ ephrase[4] = [. Jus' like Orenthawl James.]
@ ephrase[5] = [, an dat boil on mah ass.]
@ ephrase[6] = [, just like mammy.]
@ ephrase[7] = [, and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.]
@ ephrase[8] = [. Don't make me come ovah there bitch... ]
@ ephrase[9] = [, and what's that oil on my nuts?]
@ ephrase[10] = [, otay buh-weet]
@ ephrase[11] = [, sho 'nuff!]
@ ephrase[12] = [, slap mah fro!]
@ ephrase[13] = [, aint no god-damn!]
@ ephrase[14] = [, w0rd!]
@ ephrase[15] = [, don't make me shank ya!]
@ ephrase[16] = [, you know das right!]
@ ephrase[17] = [, an don't make me pull mah gat!]
@ ephrase[18] = [, son pleeze!]
@ ephrase[19] = [, what the fuck sup now]
@ ephrase[20] = [, what 'chew trippin foo']
@ ephrase[21] = [, rollin up on yah]
@ ephrase[22] = [, word to the motha]
@ ephrase[23] = [, ya'll is mad stupid]
@ ephrase[24] = [, what 'chew thinking man]
@ ephrase[25] = [, and shit]
@ ephrase[26] = [, in the hood]
@ ephrase[27] = [, with muh beeotch]

alias esay {
   @ ebonics.str = [$*]
   @ ebonicsnumwords = [$#ebonics.str]
   @ ebonparse = [1]
   while (ebonparse <= ebonicsnumwords) {
      @ currentword = [$word(${ebonparse - 1} $ebonics.str)]
      if (rmatch($currentword $englishwords)) {
         @ ebonwd[$ebonparse] = [$ebontrans($currentword)]
      }{
         @ ebonwd[$ebonparse] = [$word(${ebonparse - 1} ${ebonics.str})]
      }
      @ ebonparse = ebonparse + 1
   }
   @ ebonnew = [1]
   while (ebonnew <= ebonicsnumwords) {
      if ([$ebonnew]==[1]) {
         @ ebonicsstring = [$ebonwd[$ebonnew]]
     }{
         @ ebonicsstring = [$ebonicsstring $ebonwd[$ebonnew]]
      }
      @ ebonnew = ebonnew + 1
   }
@ function_return = [${ebonicsstring}${ephrase[$rand($ephrasenum)]}]
purge ebonwd;^assign -ebonicsstring
}
alias purge {
  foreach $0 ii {purge $0.$ii}
  ^assign -ii
  ^assign -$0
}

alias completed_bar if ([$0] <= [100]) {
        @ te.cnt = 0
        @ te.arg = [$0] / 10

        @ te.bar = []
        while (te.cnt < te.arg) {
                @ te.bar = [$te.bar]##[Û]
                @ te.cnt = te.cnt + 1
        }
        @ te.bar = []##[]

        @ te.cnt = 0
        while (te.cnt < ([10] - te.arg)) {
                @ te.bar = [$te.bar]##[ú]
                @ te.cnt = te.cnt + 1
        }
        @ te.bar = []##[]        
^set INPUT_PROMPT                          Loading: \[$te.bar\] $0\%%
}
                                     

alias ebontrans if (rmatch($0 ${englishwords})){
   @ word_to_trans = [$0]
   @ searchidx = [0]
   while ([$word($searchidx $englishwords)] != [$word_to_trans]) {
      @ searchidx = searchidx + 1
   }
   if ([$word($searchidx $englishwords)] == [$word_to_trans]) {@ function_return = [$word($searchidx $ebonicswords)]}
   ^assign -search_idx
}
alias emsg if ([$1]) {msg $0 $esay($1-)}{echo *** USAGE /emsg <nick> message}
alisa es if ([$0]) {say $esay($0-)}
alias ebon_on {
^on ^input "*" {
if (([$[1]0]!=[/])&&([$0]!=[])) {send $esay($*);type }{
if ([$0]==[/me]) {//me $esay($1-);type }{SENDLINE $*}
^set INPUT_PROMPT Ebonix>
}
}}
alias ebon_off {
^set INPUT_PROMPT Ebonix_awf>
^on -input "*"
}
completed_bar 1
^set VERSION = [$version + Ebonix v1.87a -- Swern ]
sleep(100)
completed_bar 12
sleep(100)
completed_bar 24
sleep(100)
completed_bar 48
sleep(100)
completed_bar 63
sleep(100)
completed_bar 72
sleep(100)
completed_bar 99
^set INPUT_PROMPT Ebonix>

ebon_on

echo *  Da #linuxos ebonik v1.1a bah neppie wiff khaos mawdz...
echo * Update tew 1.87a bah Swern... 
echo * /emsg send a msg in ebonics
echo * /es send a public message in ebonics (unnecessary unless you are
echo *       ebon_off or you cannot usually see what you type)
echo * /ebon_off will turn de automatic ta'ker off.
echo * /ebon_on will turn de automatic ta'ker on (done automatikly)
set version = $version + " n' Ebonixs v1.87a -- Swern"