WARNING! WARNUNG! ADVERTENCIA! AVERTISSEMENT! ATTENZIONE!

This software is in a very early development state. It has not been tested thouroughly yet. It has bugs and is very fragile. It is incomplete. Worst yet, it might actually be useful!

Volkswagen, Volkswagen AG, and Volkswagen of America had no part in developing this software. If you ask them about it they will probably tell you not to use it. You will void your warranty by using this software.

While I believe that the files produced by this software are perfectly safe to use and will not cause any irrevocable damage, the nature of the modifications this software performs means that it is possible to destroy your cluster. Please take the time to understand the changes that are being made. You are responsible for any damage that you cause by using this program.

THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.

I have read and understand the above text. Get me out of here!